Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
you have to choose: penises or morals?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
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How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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