When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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