He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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