hell yes lets make some ravioli
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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