people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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