My first STD was from a foam party
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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