I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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