This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
