Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
