Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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