you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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