Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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