Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I just googled if crying burns calories
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
