Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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