Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
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I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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