The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
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she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
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Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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