I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
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First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
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All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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