i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
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I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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