so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
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Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
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Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
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