Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Dick very happy bro
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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