Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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