i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I'm way too hungover for life right now
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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