Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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