you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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