She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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