So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
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My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
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By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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