I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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