Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
the liver wants what the liver wants
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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