why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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