i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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