Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
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I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does