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  I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"

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  More like "Chia Pet"

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom

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• (760): View more from California

  fuck your aforementioned shoe

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• (727): View more from Florida

  and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.

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  Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".

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