I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked