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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?

  (312): View more from Illinois

  It's worth it.

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  How worth it?

  (312): View more from Illinois

  Back door worth it

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• (850): View more from Florida

  We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention

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• (917): View more from New York City

  How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?

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• (661): View more from California

  He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?

  (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.

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  I'd say they're off to a great start!

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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  She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster

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