I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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