Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
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It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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