i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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