It's just like the Real World with babies
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
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My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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