It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
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Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
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I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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