16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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