Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
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You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
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She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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