would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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