I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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