your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Randomize
