Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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