Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
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That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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