My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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