i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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