your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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