You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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