...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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