plz talk dirty to me
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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