I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
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I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
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You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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