You're completely useless in the revolution.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
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DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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