dude i'm inner monologue high
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
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Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
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He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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