ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
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well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
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You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
You are the jesus of drinking
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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