She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
