'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
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Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
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Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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