Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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