Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
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Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
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Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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